WANTED: Octagon Peg for Controller Role
Apply NowCompany: Burke Professional
Location: Cincinnati, OH 45238
Description:
Anderson | Full-Time | Up to $130K
Are you an octagon peg-a rare breed who thrives in chaos, laughs at dysfunction, and knows how to wrangle numbers like a pro?
We're not looking for a polished corporate lifer. We're looking for a resilient, blue-collar-savvy controller who can:
You'll be stepping into a wildly successful, growing, profitable company that's building something real. If you've got grit, wit, and the ability to turn financial messes into clean wins-this could be your playground.
Must-haves:
How Octagon Are You?
A 90-second quiz to see if you're the rare Controller who fits where most tap out.
1. When the CEO says, "I don't look at reports, just ask Donna what's in the bank," you...
A) Sigh and update your rsum
B) Try to teach them accounting (again)
C) Smile, nod, and quietly force-feed the truth through the P&L
2. Your idea of a 'good day' includes...
A) A clear inbox and calm meetings
B) Wrestling a messy chart of accounts into submission and laughing about it over coffee
C) Quietly checking job boards during lunch
3. Your favorite office soundtrack is...
A) Smooth jazz
B) Swearing in the breakroom and the sound of spreadsheets screaming for order
C) Total silence-always
4. When people say "this place is a mess," you think...
A) "I should leave."
B) "So... where do I start?"
C) "I told you so."
5. How close are you to Anderson?
A) Within 30 minutes, no GPS needed
B) I could find it
C) I live in Harrison
Results:
Mostly bolded? You're pure Octagon.
This isn't a job. It's a role you were built for. Ready to bring order to the madness?
Let's talk-you might be the hero this successful team never knew they needed.
Be the octagon. Apply now.
Are you an octagon peg-a rare breed who thrives in chaos, laughs at dysfunction, and knows how to wrangle numbers like a pro?
We're not looking for a polished corporate lifer. We're looking for a resilient, blue-collar-savvy controller who can:
- Close the books with precision
- Navigate colorful personalities without flinching
- Treat financial discipline like a full-contact sport
- And yes-occasionally force-feed the boss good numbers (with a smile)
You'll be stepping into a wildly successful, growing, profitable company that's building something real. If you've got grit, wit, and the ability to turn financial messes into clean wins-this could be your playground.
Must-haves:
- Controller-level chops
- Strong sense of humor
- Immune to drama, allergic to BS
- Lives within ~30 minutes of Anderson (East side)
How Octagon Are You?
A 90-second quiz to see if you're the rare Controller who fits where most tap out.
1. When the CEO says, "I don't look at reports, just ask Donna what's in the bank," you...
A) Sigh and update your rsum
B) Try to teach them accounting (again)
C) Smile, nod, and quietly force-feed the truth through the P&L
2. Your idea of a 'good day' includes...
A) A clear inbox and calm meetings
B) Wrestling a messy chart of accounts into submission and laughing about it over coffee
C) Quietly checking job boards during lunch
3. Your favorite office soundtrack is...
A) Smooth jazz
B) Swearing in the breakroom and the sound of spreadsheets screaming for order
C) Total silence-always
4. When people say "this place is a mess," you think...
A) "I should leave."
B) "So... where do I start?"
C) "I told you so."
5. How close are you to Anderson?
A) Within 30 minutes, no GPS needed
B) I could find it
C) I live in Harrison
Results:
Mostly bolded? You're pure Octagon.
This isn't a job. It's a role you were built for. Ready to bring order to the madness?
Let's talk-you might be the hero this successful team never knew they needed.
Be the octagon. Apply now.